This morning the bench had been dragged back to roughly the correct position - a bit too close to the trashcan and a bit skewiff, but never mind - and was draped with a pair of black corduroys that had been worn rather too much (Polo Ralph Lauren according to the label, but I'm not sure I believe that) and a pair of buff argyle socks, with "XL" featuring in the pattern. The top part of the ensemble was not in evidence.
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