D.O.P.-T. (yesterday)

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I always have trouble going to bed promptly after getting home from work; I have been battering myself into exhaustion online then taking a hot bath with lavender-scented epsom salt foam (probably doesn't help, but it's fun). I use a paper towel to swab the floor after the bath. So last night, at a sickening hour, I had my nightie on my left arm and was groping in the kitchen for the paper towel with my right hand. The paper towel roll lives in the corner of the countertop next to the microwave. There was a moving dark spot on the paper towel as I tore it off, about the size of a quarter; it moved to the back of the paper towel, I moved the paper towel, it moved again; so I snapped on the light over the sink. A large fat-legged spider. I persuaded her or him to vacate; it took several more rotations before she or he shuffled off.