We had a visitation of concierge guys in the afternoon. They re-grouted the bathtub and informed us that the sealed smoke detectors will have to be switched out next time they come, in midsummer. Now I'm expecting one of the damned things to start complaining of a low battery ahead of schedule. Apparently the housemate also thought of that and the men recommend taking it out into the yard and beating it to smithereens with a hammer.
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