weofodthignen

It was within the acceptable color range, but the paper was glossy, the copy was slightly blurred, and the foil strip was much too wide. I should have looked at what they'd done about the watermark, but I was busy keeping eye contact with the shifty boyfriend who presented it; and they won't be able to pass it anywhere else with that black mark. As it is, I managed to save the merchandise but failed to save the test pen - the girlfriend and I were scrupulously polite to each other as she made only the original half of her purchase, but at some point she swiped the pen.

M