D.O.P.-T.

[weofodthignen]

I passed through downtown San Jose at mid-afternoon today. The bus stopped, and there was a woman holding a piece of cardboard, on which was inscribed: UFO CRASHED. NEED PLUTONIUM TO GET HOME. Probably just a ploy by a market researcher. When I was at the mall a week ago, one pursued me almost all the way to the doors: "Answer questions for money? Cash! We've got money right here!!!"