We went to Petco, where there are suddenly about one million kittens available for adoption from the Silicon Valley Humane Society in Milpitas. And two guinea pigs. And one white rabbit named Henry whom they had photographed as a hipster, in black oblong glasses. I didn't ask whether he eats off roof tiles and drinks out of a jamjar.

Edit: Harrison. I'd say he wasn't small, but about average size for a pet bunny.
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